4. Caddyshack

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“I’m alright
Nobody worry ’bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can’t you just let it be?”
That’s what you’ll here when you start watching Caddyshack.  “I’m alright” by Kenny Loggins.  The comedic genius of the four men above is timeless.  From left to right Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Rodney Dangerfield and Ted Knight not only make this one of the best sports movies ever, but one of the funniest ever.  Chase’s character is Ty Webb.  Murray’s is Carl Spackler.  Dangerfield’s is Al Czervik.  Knight’s is Judge Elihu Smails.
Of course the main part of the movie is centered around a caddy named Danny Noonan played by Michael O’Keefe.  Basically it’s the classic tale of a struggling young adult trying to get a break when he does by playing golf.  Judge Smails quickly develops a rivalry with Al Czervik who is building condominiums next to the Bushwood Country Club Golf Course.  Ty Webb is helping Danny along the way with his golf game and Carl Spackler, the assistant greens keeper of Bushwood is charged with killing the gopher who is slowly ruining the golf course.
Most of you know about the comedic genius I speak of with Chase, Murray, Dangerfield and Knight in other movies or television shows.  Here are some samples of it.  The first is between Ted Knight and Chevy Chase.
Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don’t keep score.
Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Webb: By height.
Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he’s been club champion for three years running and I’m no slouch myself.
Webb: Don’t sell yourself short Judge, you’re a tremendous slouch.
The next is between Ted Knight and Rodney Dangerfield.
Al Czervik: What’re we, waiting for these guys? Hey Whitey, where’s your hat?
Judge Smails: Do you mind, sir. I’m trying to tee off.
Al: I’ll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods.
Smails: Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice.
[Swings club, slices ball into woods]
Smails: Damn
Al: OK, you can owe me.
Smails: I owe you nothing.
The last I have is between Bill Murray and Chevy Chase
Ty Webb: This your place, Carl?
Carl Spackler: Yeah, whatta ya think?
Webb: It’s really… awful.
Spackler: Well, I got a lot of stuff on order. You know… credit trouble.
There’s a lot of other wackiness that involves those four, including the gopher.  Bottom line is that you will be laughing your butt off the first time and every other time you watch this movie.  The cast is impeccable and the writing and direction of the movie by Harold Ramis, one of the Ghostbusters and responsible for the movie Stripes, did a great job with what many consider to be a dull sport.  Cheers to this classic comedy and sports movie who has stood the test of time for thirty years.
This top 10 list is sports movies that I’ve seen.  Not what others recommend, but only what my eyes have seen and that I truly enjoy.  If you haven’t seen this movie, netflix it, pirate the movie, however you go about watching movies, just do it.

Week 13 Review of the NFL

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Denver has admitted to making a mistake

Now I agree that a season and a half is not nearly a long enough time for a NFL head coach to make his mark.  Josh McDaniels is still at an age (34) where he can be given another chance down the road to be a head coach.  I mean, Denver did start the ’09 season with a 6-0 record.  The overwhelming problem with him was not being the coach, but being the general manager.  How many times do we have to say that it’s too much to ask of a head coach to watch himself when it comes to personnel decisions?  He royally screwed up the Jay Cutler situation.  Cutler didn’t handle himself too well either, but McDaniels had a good quarterback in place and wanted to get his guy, Matt Cassell instead.  It happened again last year with wide receiver Brandon Marshall.  In training camp, Marshall was unhappy about his contract and was dogging it at practice.  There was video evidence of it and he was disciplined for it.  Everything seemed to be all right when the Broncos were winning.  As soon as the losing started, it boiled up and Marshall was suspended for the final game of 2009.  Marshall was then dealt to Miami and Denver left to put the pieces together.  Now this year the glaring need is a running back.  McDaniels traded away Peyton Hillis to Cleveland for quarterback Brady Quinn in the offseason.  I don’t believe Hillis would be doing exactly what he’s doing now with Denver, but one has to wonder why they needed to acquire Brady Quinn?  How’s that working out?  Since that 6-0 start last year the Broncos have lost 17 of their last 22 games under McDaniels.  That’s unacceptable, but how about owner Pat Bowlen just take away McDaniels’ GM title and have him focus on coaching instead.  This puts Denver back into the spotlight of mediocrity.  Something we haven’t said about them for over two decades.  Firing Mike Shanahan is now seen as a mistake and firing McDaniels is too.  The Broncos have panicked at a time when they needed to make an adjustment and look to the future they have instead of taking two steps back.

A season defining play

Troy Polamalu you could say is the biggest playmaker on defense in the NFL.  Bob Sanders, Ray Lewis, Patrick Willis and Brian Urlacher are a few others that come to mind.  However, Polamalu is a unique player.  When the Steelers have needed a big play at an important moment of the game, he’s always in the middle of it.  Take the Sunday night game against rival Baltimore.  Pittsburgh’s offense has been stagnant all night, yet the Steelers are only down by four.  There’s less than four minutes left in the game and the Ravens are in position to either run out the clock or force the Steelers to march down the field to try and win it.  Baltimore, on their own side of the field mind you, decide to pass the ball on 2nd and 5.  Low and behold, Troy Polamalu is free to hit quarterback Joe Flacco from his blind side and cause a fumble.  Pittsburgh now has a short field and plenty of time to score the go ahead touchdown.  They do and the question now is was that a season defining play and for whom?  Well, it was and for both teams.  Baltimore should have continued to run the ball and with that loss they are in a position to lose the division and maybe a playoff spot in the competitive AFC.  Pittsburgh has an edge on Baltimore for the division crown and keeps pace atop the AFC for a first round bye.  Both teams at the end of the year will look back at this game and one will ask what if and the other will say thank you Troy Polamalu.

What’s wrong with Peyton?

It’s easy to say that injuries to Dallas Clark, Austin Collie and Joseph Addai have hurt the Colts passing game.  It’s also easy to say that the offensive line is in shambles.  Yet, no one seems to understand why Peyton Manning is struggling so much in the last six games.  Since their bye week, the Colts are 2-4.  Peyton has thrown 11 TD and 13 INT in that span.  Eleven of those thirteen interceptions have been in the last three games alone.  Now it seems to be too much of a coincidence that in the last six games, Dallas Clark has been out.  Austin Collie suffered a concussion.  Joseph Addai has a nagging shoulder injury and yes, the offensive line has been in shambles.  Gee, I just can’t seem to figure out why Peyton has been struggling.  He’s Peyton Manning.  A sure first ballot hall of famer.  He can make any receiver look good.  The defense hasn’t played up to par and the Colts aren’t running the ball as much as they should to take pressure off Manning and the passing game.  Yes, that has to be the reason for Manning’s struggles.  If the Colts can change their gameplan and run the ball more and the defense steps their game up, then maybe the Colts will take control of their division.
In all seriousness, when you put pressure on a pro bowl quarterback, he will look like an average quarterback every single game.  Not having Clark, Collie and Addai have affected him tremendously.  Clark isn’t there to block and save Peyton when he’s under pressure as his check down receiver.  Collie is the possession receiver who plays underneath Reggie Wayne and Pierre Garcon.  Wayne is being constantly double teamed and Garcon is a non-factor.  Addai not only helps the running game, but the passing game as well by blocking and being a check down option.  Stop beating around the bush and trying to create a mystery when there isn’t any.  Peyton is still great, but he can’t be great all the time.

Week 12 Review of the NFL

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Atlanta is one step closer

As a football fan, how can you not like Atlanta?  Their story, not the team per say.  In 2007 they were essentially left for dead.  Michael Vick was going to jail.  Their head coach at the time Bobby Petrino abandoned the team before the season ended.  The consensus was that it would take at least three years for the Atlanta Falcons to become contenders in the NFC.  It turned out to be only one.  Their head coach now Mike Smith has turned it around and it started with the drafting of Matt Ryan.  He is the real deal.  Since he was drafted the Falcons have only lost one home game.  They have made the playoffs once with him and will clinch another playoff berth this year too.  With this win against the Green Bay Packers the Falcons have almost solidified their place atop the NFC.  Obviously winning the rest of their games would, that would put their record at 14-2.  It’s actually doable.  They’re playing at Tampa Bay, Carolina and Seattle.  They finish at home against New Orleans and Carolina.  A favorable schedule to say the least.  I like seeing a franchise make a quick turnaround under some awful circumstances.  Owner Arthur Blank went about it the right way by bringing in a football guy in Rich McKay who hired a great General Manager in Thomas Dimitroff.  Those three are the main reason the Falcons have made the quick turnaround.  I ask again, as a football fan, how can you not like Atlanta?

The Bears might have something in the Windy City

Jay Cutler might actually be a good quarterback.  I know that pains most of you to hear that, but it’s true.  Lets be honest, he wasn’t going to be the next John Elway in Denver.  He sure isn’t going to be the next Sid Luckman in Chicago or Jim McMahon to be more recent.  He’s Jay Cutler.  Anyway when you look back now at the 2006 draft, Jay Cutler is the most accomplished quarterback by far.  Vince Young and Matt Leinart are no longer starting quarterbacks.  Next in line is Bruce Gradkowski.  Tarvaris Jackson would be more accomplished if Brett Favre hadn’t been handed the reigns in Minnesota.  The point is that Chicago mortgaging a lot of their future for Cutler might be worth it.  He and the rest of the offense seemed to have bought into the Mike Martz system put in place.  Pretty amazing considering they don’t run the ball and can’t protect Cutler on a consistent basis.  I’m not putting the Chicago Bears on top of the pedestal, but they are in first place.  Three of their final five games are against playoff contenders (New England, NY Jets and Green Bay).  Their final game is at Green Bay which will probably decide the division title.  Everything is riding on the psyche of Jay Cutler.  If he plays like he did against Philadelphia this past week (14-21, 247 yards & 4 TD).  Oh, and no interceptions.  If that trend continues, you might see the Bears surprise everyone again.

Kansas City vs. San Diego

I expected this to happen next year, not this year.  The Kansas City Chiefs have the best running game in the NFL.  Now they have a pretty efficient Matt Cassell at the helm as well (22 TD to 4 INT).  The defense is still at least a year away, but they can easily compete with the San Diego Chargers.  Now that the calendar has gone into the December, the Chargers are on a four game winning streak, surprise.  For far too long the AFC West has been ruled by the Chargers.  They deserve those four consecutive division titles, but it’s about time that either Kansas City, Oakland or Denver step up and challenge them.  San Diego has the NFL’s best defense and Philip Rivers is looking like a MVP candidate every week.  Mark your calendars for December 12th, 2010.  That will decide the AFC West between the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Diego Chargers.  I can’t wait.

5. Rudy

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Daniel E. “Rudy” Ruettiger lived his dream.  His story was depicted on the big screen in 1993 and is considered one of the best sports movies ever.  Now I don’t take everything from movies to be based on true stories to be fact, but I would imagine this one was a close to the real deal.

Without giving away a whole lot, I will point out that one part of the movie pissed me off immensely.  In the beginning of the movie when Rudy was in high school, there was an announcement from the priest that there would be a bus leaving for Notre Dame.  Sure enough Rudy wants to go and take a tour of the campus.  He shows up to get on the bus.  The priest doesn’t let him on the bus.  He takes Rudy aside and tells him, “not everyone is meant to go to college.”

I was livid.  Let the kid see the campus.  If that part was true, shame on that idiot.  Anyway the rest of the movie for me was very telling.  Rudy’s dream was to play football at Notre Dame.  A simple dream.  Not so simple when your family doesn’t think you can do it.  He gets through that and tragedy in the beginning to finally pursue his dream.

It’s not a walk in the park and along the way he makes some new friends.  One of them was the head groundskeeper at Notre Dame Stadium.  Fortune was his name.  He was played by Charles S. Dutton.  Rudy was working for him to get the feel for being on the same field as his favorite Notre Dame Fighting Irish.

Fortune was an important character who got Rudy back into focus on his dream.  Just when things were at their lowest for Rudy, Fortune gave him the pep talk he needed.

Fortune: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey what are you doing here don’t you have practice?

Rudy: Not anymore I quit.

Fortune: Oh, well since when are you the quitting kind?

Rudy: I don’t know I just don’t see the point anymore.

Fortune: So you didn’t make the dress list, there are greater tragedies in the world.

Rudy: I wanted to run out of that tunnel for my dad to prove to everyone that I worked…

Fortune: Prove what?

Rudy: That I was somebody


Fortune: Oh you are so full of crap.  You’re five foot nothin’, a hundred and nothin’ and hardly have a spec of athletic ability and you hung in with the best college football team in the land for two years, and you were also going to walk out of here with a degree from the University of Notre Dame in this life time you don’t have to prove nothing to nobody except yourself and after what you gone through if you haven’t done that by now, it ain’t gonna never happen, now go on back.

Rudy: I’m sorry I never got you to see your first game in here.

Fortune: Hell I’ve seen too many games in this Stadium.

Rudy: I thought you said you never saw a game…

Fortune: I’ve never seen a game from the stands.

Rudy: You were a player?

Fortune: I rode the Bench for two years thought I wasn’t being played because of my color I got filled up with a lot of attitude so I quit, still not a week goes by I don’t regret it, and I guarantee a week won’t go by in your life you won’t regret walking out letting them get the best of you.  Do you hear me clear enough?

That sums up the entire Rudy story in a nut-shell.  He had to fight through a lot of crap and still knew he had a chance to succeed at one of the finest universities in the country.  Rudy showed us that no matter the dream, if you work hard to achieve you will have lived it out.  Rudy stands alone as one of many examples that what you dream can come true.  There’s always hope, don’t ever forget that.  Rudy-Rudy-Rudy-Rudy.

This top 10 list is sports movies that I’ve seen.  Not what others recommend, but only what my eyes have seen and that I truly enjoy.  If you haven’t seen this movie, netflix it, pirate the movie, however you go about watching movies, just do it.

Week 11 Review of the NFL

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It’s splits-ville for Vince Young

It seemed to me and to everyone else that Vince Young had finally understood what you had to do to become an elite quarterback last year.  After his issues on and off the field the previous year, he was the backup to Kerry Collins going into the 2009 season.  Collins faltered and Titans head coach Jeff Fisher went to Young.  Immediately his skill set brought out the best in the entire offense and the Titans were off.  After a 0-6 start they finished the season 6-2 with Young.  Things began to look good going into 2010 that he was going to finally live up to his billing as the number two overall pick of 2006. 
All that changed after a disappointing defeat at home to the Washington Redskins.  Young was turnover prone and left the game with a season ending thumb injury to his throwing hand.  After the game, Jeff Fisher said something that most head coaches never say, even when there is turmoil in the locker room.  “Regardless of whether Vince is hurt or not, he’s no longer the starting quarterback.”  Young by all reports went on a tirade in the locker room after the game and it’s become apparent that Fisher has had enough.  Unfortunately owner Bud Adams loves Young and he will have to choose after this season between his quarterback and head coach.  One will be leaving after the 2010 season.

Zygi has had enough

We all knew it was going to happen.  Brad Childress was going to be fired.  What we didn’t expect was that he was going to be fired after one of the worst losses the Vikings had suffered in a long time to the division rival Green Bay Packers.  Now all eyes will be on the interim coach Leslie Frazier.  He has interviewed for numerous jobs the last half-dozen years.  This is an audition for a guy who has been touted as a players coach who demands they play hard on every play.  His only problem is that he is now the newest coach to deal with the Brett Favre question.  Will Frazier bench Favre at the first sign of trouble and hand the reigns to Tarvaris Jackson?  I say yes because you don’t want to show weakness during your one chance to show the league that you mean business.  For his sake he should make it absolutely clear in that locker room that he expects them to forget about the last two and a half months and focus on now.  The same goes for Favre.  He should be on a short leash and not be given any breaks from here on out.  If Frazier does anything less, he will be looking for a job elsewhere, but not as a head coach.

Why does there need to be a team in Los Angeles?

It’s a question that has been bothering me for most of my life.  I was aware that Los Angeles had two teams for the first eight years of my life.  Soon thereafter 1994 both the Raiders and Rams bolted and the second biggest media market was without a NFL team.  Since then the NFL has added teams in North Carolina, Jacksonville, Baltimore, Cleveland, Tennessee and Houston.  Why not LA?  Well, like with all of the state of California’s problems, it starts with the politicians.  Los Angeles politics screwed this up royally.  The nuts and bolts of it was that the city wanted a new franchise, expansion or existing, to make their home at the Los Angeles Coliseum.  Now if you haven’t been around Los Angeles, the Coliseum is a dump.  It would need to be renovated big time and the neighborhood isn’t exactly ideal.  Only recently the city decided to abandon that idea and that left the door open for others to make their plans public.
The company AEG, which owns Staples Center and LA Live in downtown Los Angeles, is ready to go forward with the building of a stadium next to the Staples Center.  AEG president and CEO Tim Leiweke is leading that charge.  There is another person that wants to build a stadium in the hills outside of downtown in the City of Industry.  Ed Roski, a billionaire real estate mogul and part owner of the Los Angeles Lakers and Los Angeles Kings is behind that idea.  The problem isn’t the stadium now, but rather does the NFL need Los Angeles and does Los Angeles need the NFL?
The crux of it of course has to do with revenue.  The NFL has grown into a billion dollar sport without Los Angeles.  Los Angeles seems to have been all right in the sport department without the NFL.  The Lakers are on top.  The Kings have made a resurgence the last couple years in the NHL.  Just about everyone is a Dodgers fan.  If you want to watch football, there are many ways to watch your favorite team.  Either on television, computer and cell phone.  Raider fans can drive or fly up north.  The same for 49ers fans.  Charger fans can do the same going south.
Los Angeles wants some extra cash and the NFL wants to get back into the Los Angeles market.  I get that from both sides.  I’m not gonna say that it will never happen.  That would be naive of me.  It will happen.  The problem with it is there is a looming labor fight and the NFL will not be thinking about expanding anytime soon.  The easiest solution would be if an existing team moves to Los Angeles, but that would still force the league’s hand to give that city an expansion team.  Nobody wins regardless.
The argument that fans are clamoring for a team is totally non-existent.  I polled some friends here in Southern California.  The question was ‘Do you want Los Angeles to have a NFL team?’  The results were 37% percent said yes and 63% said no.  To put it simply we don’t think about having a team of our own.  When the Rams and Raiders left, those Los Angeles fans are still fans of those teams.  If those fans aren’t loyal anymore they found new teams to root for.  I honestly believe Los Angeles football fans don’t care and assume it will happen.  Whether they will embrace in the short-term or the long-term is another question that won’t be answered until it happens.